Mask's Of The Unkown

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via juicypenguin)

icy-brunette:

if you don’t like betty white we can’t be friends

(Source: randomness-is-epic, via juicypenguin)

kisschases:

if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had

(Source: kathrynknowles, via iguessyoucouldcallthisablog)

inflamed-sense-0f-rejection:

farewell-kingdom:

JJK Airbrush - “I ripped some paper and drew some rocks on it. Now try to see this as a flat surface. And trust me…it is as flat as it can be” (via)

are you fucking kidding me! how? 

(via waterfallfish)

rabioheab:

son i’m not mad that your text post only got 3 notes i’m just disappointed 

(via sorry)

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

(via sorry)

sodamnrelatable:

accidentally being called your sibling’s name by your own parent

accidentally being called your pets name by your own parent

Accidentally being called your parents name by your pet

Called being accidentally your pets parents by your name

(Source: dirku, via peterswebmemhi)

(Source: haffurupafu, via fangirl-y)

antonioborelli:

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL

(via juicypenguin)

the-potter-tardis:

doitlikedowney:

my-angel-wears-a-trench-coat:

skyline-sunset-in-my-veins:

blushingsilhouettes:

Repeat after me,

Disagreeing with a ship is fine. Not liking a ship is fine. Discussing why you don’t like a ship is okay. Bashing a ship is wrong. Bashing a ship is hurtful. Bashing the population of that ship is rude.

And you know what we do with the rude

*bangs fist on table* EAT THEM

PASS ME THE SALT

this just turned from great to fucking amazing

(via thats-not-very-punk-rock)