one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
if you don’t like betty white we can’t be friends
if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had
are you fucking kidding me! how?
accidentally being called your sibling’s name by your own parent
accidentally being called your pets name by your own parent
Accidentally being called your parents name by your pet
Called being accidentally your pets parents by your name
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL
Repeat after me,
Disagreeing with a ship is fine. Not liking a ship is fine. Discussing why you don’t like a ship is okay. Bashing a ship is wrong. Bashing a ship is hurtful. Bashing the population of that ship is rude.
And you know what we do with the rude
*bangs fist on table* EAT THEM
PASS ME THE SALT
this just turned from great to fucking amazing